First tag

Nice to meet you, I'm:
- Muffin McCupcake

Okay, who was the last person who held your hand?
- My mom

And who the last person to text you?
- no one, I've never owned a Cell phone!

Have you ever kissed someone with braces?:
- no.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
- blue or green or purple.

How many pillows are on your bed?:
- Three

Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?:
- no, I'm not obsessive like that.

When's the last time you cried?:
- Hmmm, some time around last year.

Who do you make fun of the most?:
- Zitty and Kendra

What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?:
- about 2 hours.

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?:
- one, for the back to school bash

Do you dance in the car?:
- HELLZ YEAH!

How did you get your last bruise?:
- slamming my knee into my desk, which is about six inches from my bed.

Who is in your house right now?:
- My brother, my sister, and my dad.

Does your mom make you wear a winter coat?:
- yes, in the winter

Are your lips chapped?:
- no.

What's your favorite season?:
- winter

Has it snowed recently?
- it will soon!

Favorite colors?:
- orange and black. TONY THE FUCKING TIGER BITCH!

What are you listening to?
- My computer, which is so loud, since it's about ten years old...

Have you ever thought that your life was so bad you wanted to give up?:
- Third grade memories are best not to be tapped into.....

How many piercings do you have?:
- 0, lets keep it that way.

Taken or single?:
- single.

Do you like your relationship status?:
- I don't mind, it gives me freedom.

Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?:
- It would remind me of how old I am.....

Do any of your EXES still have feelings for you?:
- she moved to florida.

Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
- Kendra and nicole with their messed up minds. Because of them, my family thinks I'm strange!

Do you have a best friend?
- yes.

Do you have any siblings?
- two.

Where was your default taken?
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

What are you doing tonight?
- on mah computer.....

Wearing any jewelry?
- no.

Where is your shirt from?
- hard question....

Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were crying?
- yes.

Are you happy?
- I'm never happy...

Are people annoying?
- Too many to count. Brenna takes the cake though.

Where were you last night?
- on mah computer....

Has anyone ever sang to you?
- my brother....on purpose. Imagine a cat being strangled.

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Second tag

In two words, explain what ended your last relationship:
She felt bad....wtf?

When was the last time you shaved your legs?:
I'm a guy, thank you very much..

What were you doing this morning at 8am?:
waking up.

What were you doing 15 minutes ago?:
on mah compuuter

Are you any good at math?:
yesh.

Have you ever met anyone famous?:
MICKEY MOUSE BITCH!

Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?:
I don't need munneh...

Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?:
*Doesn't have a myspace...*

Last thing received in the mail?:
Email, gaia activation....two years ago.

How many different beverages have you drank today?:
milk.

Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?:
yes, on some occasions.

Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?:
Never been to a concert.

Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?:
no, I draw swear words.

What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?:
no dental procedrure that I have had was painful.

What is out your back door?:
A pool, lanterns, a deck, some cement steps....

Any plans for Friday night?:
Goin' on mah computer...

Do you like the ocean?
yes, free willy and jaws live in there!

Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn?:
lots of them

Have you ever been to a planetarium?:
yes.

Something you are excited about?:
THE BACK TO SCHOOL BASH GODDAMMIT!

What is your favorite flavor of JELL-O?:
Hell-No.

Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?:
both my grandmas

Describe your keychain:
whut?

Where do you keep your change?:
all over the place.

When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?:
five minutes ago.

What kind of winter coat do you have?:
a poofy one!

What was the weather like on your graduation?:
oh yeah..there was a hurricane, and all the past hurricanes fused into one that they called hurricane larry. It violently tore the school apart, and I was safetly hidden in a patch of flowers! ^^

Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
wide open! Come on in! ;D

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Third tag

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober.

Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side?
on the side.

Who did you last talk to on the phone for over 15 minutes?
grant. He was taking forever to ask his mom one fucking question.

Where will you be in an hour?
on mah computer....

Are you happy about that?
HELLZ YEAH!

Are you a family person?
kind of....

Are you scared of spiders?
I like crushing them, if that counts...

Is there anyone you would die for?
Yesh.

Ever talked to someone that was high?
I've talked to zitty's older brother's friends while they were drunk. They made horrible jokes about each others girlfriends while the girlfriends were right next to them.

Last comment you left someone?
I told someone to fuck off....

Do you have a facebook?
nope.

Are you currently frustrated with a boy or girl?
too many to count.

Are you excited for summer?
NO, IT'S ALMOST OVER THANK GOD!

If it was free and it would work perfectly, would you get plastic surgery?
NO

Have you ever slapped someone across their face?
my sister....XD

What did you do last night?
on mah computer.....

What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
my wall goddammit.

Does it snow where you live?
I live in Minnesota.

Would you go out in public without getting dressed up or put together?
no.

Have you kissed or hugged someone today?
no.

Are you a dumb blonde?
I have my moments....

Do people underestimate your intelligence?
yes..../\ OwO /\

Will you be married in the next two years?
xD I'm only 14

Would you rather have love or money?
love...

Have you ever sat on a roof top?
No

Do you know how to play poker?
yeah

Any plans for the weekend?
on mah computer...

What time do you get up in the morning?
around 8.

Do you eat ranch with your pizza?
ranch with tabasco mixed in is the best.

What are the color of your bedroom walls?
BLUE!

Last person to text you?
no one. No phone.

Have you ever thought you liked someone then found out that you didn't?
yes....regrettably...

How was last weekend?
on mah computer, and at zitty's.

Who is the last person of the opposite sex you shared a bed with?
...........dammit.

Do you love anyone?
yesh. 0w0

Have you ever broken someones heart?
no.

Do you have an iPod?
nope.

Do you wish someone would call you right now?
I'm used to never getting phone calls.

Do you have any weird inside jokes?
yes.

Who are your favorite people to talk to when you’re down?
my sister.

What song are you currently listening to?
its called my computer's LAME ASS NOISES!

What's the worst abuse you have done to your phone?
thrown it at a wall.

Do you personally know anybody who has more than five tattoos?
yes.

Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
my brother is talking to his games.....

Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
yes.

Do you owe anyone money?
I never owe anyone money, it usually me that people owe.

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That was fun. I stole this from LeafNinjaTsunade. If you don't know who she is, get a fucking life.